Need some new spatulas? I hear they make them for more than just spatula-ing. Read this Amazon review at your own discretion.
5-Star Spatula / 3-Star Sex Toy, 
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I've been wanting new spatulas for a while and was reading a book that said you should spank your wife gently with random kitchen devices as a form of foreplay and the ice cube trays didn't work so I bought this. I like the brand, I like the red, I like that the wood handles come off to wash the tops in the dishwasher. My wife has delicate cheeks, I spanked her a few times with all three of these, and she liked the middle one the best. She found it erotic, with a slight whisp of rediculous. That said, because the light spanking didn't lead directly to bed, I'm giving these 3-stars as sexual aids. For all spatula-ing purposes, they're fansastically perfect, best on the market.
2 comments:
what the...is this real? That is pretty funny.
wow, that is really something. I'll never be able to use my spatulas again without laughing.
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