Monday, November 21, 2011

Babies
























Babies are amazing little things. So incredibly dependent and such adorable little floppy sacks of organs and bones and muscles and blood (did I miss anything?). This is my friend Holly's baby girl. She is so precious and pretty. I held her and couldn't believe Miles was ever that small. Every time I hold a new baby I just don't believe I ever had one of those little tiny, sleepy, floppy little angels. They grow all too quick.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Lists

Many moons ago, we did some "anti" and "pro" lists. I haven't read them, and I want to do them again to see what simple or not so simple things have changed over the years.

We'll start with the Pro list:

-Washers/dryers inside your dwelling (D & A, but especially A)
-Dishwashers (D & A)
-Garbage disposals (D & A)
-The pecan pie I'm baking this very second (D & A)
-The way Miles laughs when a ball hits him in the face amidst our playing (D & A)
-Miles' unfathomably grab-able bum (D & A)
-Playing baseball with an empty water bottle as a bat (M)
-Castle (D & A)
-Hockey and sports in general (D & A)
-Life (D & A)
-Rice and black beans from Qdoba or Chipotle (M)
-Throwing things away (A)
-Organization (A & M)
-Temps in the high 50s through the 60s... mmm (D &A)
-Scratching where it itches when it itches (D)
-Ron Swanson (D & A)
-That Dave has a job (D, A & M whether he knows it or not)
-Pretending he can't hear me (D)
-Pretending he can't hear Miles (D)
-Mountains (D & A)
-Horrifically, deafeningly loud XM talk radio-- hockey talk, politics, etc (D)
-These songs: exhibit A, exhibit B (D, A & M)
-Select a size paper towels (A)
-The softer, more expensive Kleenex (A)
-Being done with school soon-- Halle-freakin-lujah! (D & A)

That's all I can think of for now.

A little copy/paste and here's the old pro list from April 11, 2009:

Here's the Pro List:

-Hockey (D&A)
-Miles (D&A)
-Dave having been accepted to WSU (D&A)
-Cheese (A)
-Dr. Seuss (D)
-French manicures on toes (A)
-"Sunny days after the longest winter of my life" (D)
-Beautiful scenery (D&A)
-Hot farts that smell like rotten Chinese food (D)
-Traveling (A)
-Being cheap (D&A)
-Rubik's cube (D)
-Being a substitute Sunday School teacher (rivaling being a Ward Missionary with 4 other couples in REXBURG) (D&A)
-Internet (D)
-Kitchen Aid (A)
-Outdoors (D&A)
-Urinals (D)
-Satisfying poops (D&A)
-Automatic flushing toilets (ONLY D; A squats over public toilets and the sensor OFTEN flushes early giving her no chance to get away from the splash. A is anti automatic flushing toilets)
-Breastfeeding (D&A)
-ALWAYS asking the same question he was just asked when it doesn't apply to the asker (D. Example: A: "Did you cut your face when you shaved this morning?" D: "Yeah, did you?")
-Grumpy & Grumpier Old Men (D&A)
-Picture slide show screen savers (A)
-Sarcasm (D&A)
-Michael Scott starting his own company (D&A)


What do you think? I would have to say I still stand by all of those. And I was so spoiled back then, I probably couldn't even imagine ever having any reason to put washer/dryer, dishwasher and garbage disposal at the top of my pro list. Oh, I'm also pro full size ovens. The times! The times....

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

A Motto is Born

So, at church, I work with what we call the "Young Women." It's just all the girls from ages 12-18. Anyway, I came up with a pretty good one liner during our lesson on Sunday. The topic was change. Preparing for it, dealing with it, whatever. The teacher asked for any final thoughts and I turned to the one 13 year old girl we had in our class and, hoping to convey how important attitude is, told her about how disgusting our apartment was when we got here, what with the mouse poop and mouse hole and so on.
Ah, memory lane...

To wrap it up I said something along the lines of, "But no matter how bad it is or how many mouse holes there are, you can always plug 'em up and... decorate."

I think it's one for the books!

PLUG UP YOUR MOUSE HOLES AND DECORATE!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Yesterday

I meant to write this post yesterday, but the computer was all tied up with Dave doing that awful, obnoxious thing we all know as "homework." Psh. Then, when he finished, I was too tired, so you get yesterday today.

First off, I'd like to tell you a story. Once upon a time, like 5 weeks ago, I was at a baby shower for my buddy and my friend. Holly is her name if you must know, and her water broke during our Young Women meeting today at church. How about it?! Anyway, I was chatting, chatting, chatting (I'm such a chatterbox. NOT.) with another of my pals, whose name is Kristin, if you must know again (you are being very nosy). We were talking about our hubs and what job prospects they had lined up. Dave was set up to have his interview in Houston a few days from that time, five weeks ago. I was all dolled up (kit kat anyone? Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!) because I love my friend Holly, and my pal Kristin commented on my boots. These boots to be exact. She said something along the lines of "Well, it looks like you're all dressed for Houston." I responded with something along the lines of "Yeah right! I have way too many clothes on! I'd have to be naked; it's so hot there!"

Good story? It brings me, in that round about, random way to yesterday, which is the point of this post. Yesterday morning was beautiful. Sunny, crisp and fallish... delightful. We went to story time at Choo Choo Bob's, went for a donut and then went to our new favorite store: Menards. If you don't love it for the name alone, then I don't know what to tell you. I had shed my coat long ago because it was so nice outside. After our shopping at Menards (I know I'm immature, but I think it's funny every time), Dave and I were feeling a bit hot-- me tugging at my turtle neck and Dave unzipping his light jacket. We rolled the windows down. And then we checked the temperature: 47 degrees. At this time, Dave turned to me and said, "Honey, we are going to die in Houston." Well said.

It got warmer and cloudier as the day progressed and felt colder. Sunshine sure does a number. We went to this cool park in Minneapolis. I've driven by it a hundred (exaggeration, I'm sure it's been significantly fewer than a hundred) times and always thought Miles would love to play there, but as it turns out, the weather here is TERRIBLE the majority of the year. That's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it. For now, because I don't feel like blabbering on any longer. Look at me! A downright chatterbox!

Yesterday was the first day in quite a while since I've had my camera out, so this is picture overload. What's new?

I really like play structures like this. This is the same style of Miles' favorite park in Salem, but way cooler and in far better condition. They had a train and a boat and a groovy car.

This is Dave, as you well know. He didn't want to go to this park because there was a U of M v Wisconsin football game going on and this park is pretty close to the campus. He thought there would be no parking or that we'd have to pay for parking and whatever else. I said, "whatever dude, it's not that close to campus and I'm sure there is parking. Pleeeaaaase." I was right. Here he is accepting the fact that I was right and it was a splendid idea. I'm always right. ;) P.S. I never use emoticons. Ever. Except for right there. And it hardly counts because in reality, it's just a semicolon and a parenthetical meant to be a smiling winking thing.

Take a look at that mouth, would ya? He was mid word-- I don't know which one, but I wonder if my mouth ever looks like that when I talk...


A splendid idea, indeed! Look at Dave, having the time of his life digging in the dirt.


Father-son instruction followed by one stinkin' cute kid:







Did I say it or did I say it? Stinkin' cute.















Something tells me that someone belongs in this car and someone else doesn't...

Here is a short series of photos I like to call "And Dave squeaks his bum into a car." Enjoy, because I sure do:


Haha, I love it.



And this, ladies and gents, is a series of photos I like to call "Miles the crazy man dare devil." Check it out:









Everyone got out of the car successfully. Whew!

This is when Dave took over the camera. I guess he just couldn't wait to take a picture of my backside. I don't blame him; I'm just so sexy.

Side story: The coat I'm wearing is one of my favorites and the chain looking thing in the back is actually a necklace I bought at some antiquey type shop in Paris to replace the actual piece that either got stolen or just fell off. The end.

Look at this! Me and Miles in some pictures. Together! Three of them!
One.

Two.

Three!

Lastly, and to close this long and probably really random post, here are some pictures of Miles on the swing:


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Music Man

Miles likes music. A lot. Lately he's been beat boxing. He beat boxes while he plays, with Dave or any other variety of place. This video is a bit long and doesn't really showcase his beat boxing skills, but it's so Miles. Things to note:
-The eyes mostly closed thing. He does that when he's kind of embarrassed or doesn't really want attention. It's so goofy and funny to me.
-The way he can hardly resist bobbing his head to Dave's beat box.
-The way we lie to our child.
Enjoy!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Red

I just wrote about jobs and getting them and Dave getting one. Well... he got one! The very next day after I wrote that actually. We are going to the red.
I don't know that I have whined thoroughly enough to properly convey how much I dislike heat. Just get me an a/c and some acclimation and we'll survive. Right?!?!

So Dave got a job in Houston, TX at St. Luke's Episcopal Health System. June 1st. Nothin' like having a job lined up 7 months in advance... except having a job lined up 7 months in advance. And let me tell you, it is so awesome.

I got over the initial "Houston? Really? HOUSTON?" a long time ago-- way before I knew he got the job. It's been very clear to me that this is where we need to go and I knew he was going to get it. I just knew, if you know what I mean. So I'm really excited and Dave is too!

A few fun facts:

-Dave said the people he interviewed with down there told him Houston is 25% White, 25% African American, 25% Mexican and 25% everything else. I don't know how legit that stat is. Probably legit.

-We will more than likely be living in an apartment again. YES!!!!

-That's really all I can think of right now. Maybe you know a fun fact about Houston?

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Halloween & a Birthday

Miles was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween. He was actually a bit disappointed that we just made him wear his hooded towel as his costume. But then we found the green pumpkin, told him it matched and he was totally on board. What can I say? We are cheap. We took him trick or treating and he thoroughly enjoyed himself. Dave told him we'd go to 10 houses so he was keeping track all along the way and was fully satisfied after we hit 10. Check him out:






































































My birthday was the day before Halloween, just like every year. I'm 26. I feel young still. I am young still, in fact. It was a great birthday that's going to keep on giving when Dave takes me to see Les Miserables in December! Woo hoo! Happy Birthday to me.